Aah! The Stupid Kashmiris and their clumsy ways!

Let us for a moment believe in the Indian narrative that Kashmiris are very stupid, clumsy, ignorant and mentally challenged people and that is why they are following the revolutionaries or as Indians would like to call them "Separatists". The word separatism is wrong because Kashmir legally has never been a part of India (Remember we never freely voted to be a part of India), separatism is used as a term only when an integral part decides to secede from the main union. If you still think that the Kashmiris are separatists, then what about Aksai CHIN (Chinese occupied Kashmir) and Azad Kashmir/Baltistan (POK) or in other words the only way we can get those integral parts of Kashmir back is when Kashmir becomes Independent. If we stop protesting/fighting then India/Pakistan/China will keep their occupied parts of our sacred homeland to themselves ,never allow us to unify and Kashmir will never be what it has been like for thousands of years. DO YOU WANT THAT KASHMIR SHOULD STAY TORN AS THREE PARTS JUST BECAUSE 60 YEARS AGO TWO OF OUR NEIGHBORS DECIDED TO OCCUPY US AND A FEW YEARS DOWN THE LANE, A THIRD ONE SAID (READ CHINA) "WELL ITS A FREE FOR ALL..... WHEN INDIA/PAKISTAN CAN HAVE BIG CHUNKS BEING INFERIOR POWERS, THEN CHINA DESERVES A SLICE TOO". IF KASHMIR REALLY WAS AN INTEGRAL PART OF INDIA THEN CHINA/PAKISTAN WOULD NEVER HAVE TAKEN THEIR SHARE OF THE PIE.





The freedom loving elements although in a majority were never at the forefront of Kashmiri politics before 1989 but skyrocketed afterwards. If before 1989 the majority of Kashmiris never came to the forefront then why did they start treading on a different path from then on??????.......its because their homeland was fragmenting before their very own eyes and no sane individual will support that.





Kashmiris have seen how much progress these pro-Indian politicians have brought to them. However it is not about an elected government as in case of an independent Kashmir, people would still want a government and therefore there is nothing wrong in having elected officials. I mean we do need a body of people to govern us even if it is a dilapidated one. The people of POK although not up in arms against Pakistan are following the same principles when it comes to local governance. True that majority of Kashmiris and freedom aspiring organizations are not "Doodh KE DHULE"( are not entirely innocent/perfect) but unlike the politicians under Indian patronage they are at least adhering to the fundamental aspect of what almost every Kashmiri wants i.e. "Independence from India". SO THAT THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF UNIFYING ALL PARTS OF KASHMIR CAN BE ACHIEVED. WE HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE AND INDEPENDENCE FROM INDIA WOULD BE A STEP TOWARDS UNIFYING AKSAI-CHIN, POK as one single entity called KASHMIR or J&K.





Kashmiris have given enough chances to these cunning pro Indian politicians and as per the Kashmiri phrase "Sare peth gow sehlaab" (That water has now gone above our heads now), and that is why the majority in Kashmir today continues to abhor these politicians. Once the reptilian or mainstream or the side stream(as many Kashmiris would prefer to call them) politicians stop following Indian agenda in Kashmir or in other words become obsolete, we Kashmiris would once again be free. I once again hope that people see the TRUE LIGHT of uniting all Kashmirs and stop compartmentalizing or tearing us up into even smaller parts.

The Non-Violent Indian!

'O non-violent Indian', you have raped our daughters and violated our mothers, you killed our fathers, slaughtered our sons and orphaned our children and all of this for what? holding onto a chunk of land that in all of its known history of 5000 years has been independent except for approximately 400-500 years of occupations by various outsiders.

You my dear innocent Indian are so glorious and valiant that even after killing a 120,000 of our brethren in cold blood, your thirst for bad blood has not been quenched and therefore you want to continue writing eloquent obituaries for our dead. I guess it takes nerves of some special steel or maybe guts of hellish iron to first kill a people, mutilate them, rape their women, scar their children, blame it on external factors and then go onto claim absolute divinity by writing their obituaries!

What is your composition my dear Indian,what are you really made up of, We know that you are from the land of the Gautama Buddha and the birth place of Mahatma but then lotuses do sprout in dirty yucky filthy ditches. We on the other hand are a land of flowers and therefore think of those Lotuses as one of us.

Our conscience keeps telling us that we are wrong and that there is nothing more to you than just being your usual glorious and valiant self but then how can logic define imagination.

I know that we as Kashmiris have made mistakes and lots of them but that does not mean you will use our mistakes as an excuse to hide your flaws or to be precise your imperfections.

You 'O' Indian are no one but "LUCIFER" in disguise cause for the life of us we cannot even begin to understand or comprehend what other Indian novelties you have in store for our Godforsaken Kashmiri ilk

The Himalayan monkey dance

“It’s a beautiful night; stars are out in numbers and shining brighter than their usual. The cool night air somehow feels amazingly warm and snow over the Himalayas is glowing with a kind of warmth that confuses the proven laws of physics.



I walk slowly, it’s as if my body doesn’t want to walk and yet it is traveling. Closer and closer I get; to peals of laughter and squeals of fun. Something is drawing me towards this strange rhythm and I keep on walking up the mountainous path with just the beautiful moon giving me company.



I could see them now. Himalayan monkeys they were, dancing; yes! the monkeys high up in the firs and pines of Kashmir were dancing. They were dancing to a rhythm that only an alpine forest under a thick blanket of snow can provide. The dance floor is a frozen lake right in the middle of a vast meadow surrounded by a dark shroud of ethereal darkness and the song that they are singing is perfectly audible to me, and yes for some unknown reason I could now understand “monkey”.

“We frolic and we have fun,

monkeying around

in our sacred den

Next on the list is us

and that’s not a pun,





Justice we will

do to the

order of

things infinite





Another mutation

is all it takes

for we to become

unlike them



Let this dance be a ritual

for remembrance that

monkeying will go where

no one ever did.



What they

call civilization

is one more step

towards extinction,



Limitless power is

nothing but wisdom

that's drugged

by arrogance





We frolic and we have fun,

monkeying around

in our sacred den

Next on the list is us

and that’s not a pun”.

And then they saw me, and before I could muster up enough courage to escape their attention, one of them came up to me and said “Wake up Human”



And I woke up, “what a silly dream”, I said to myself and went right back to my interrupted sleep”.

India ready to handover Aksai Chin (Kashmir territory) to China if the Chinese give up claims over Tawang (Arunachal Pradesh)

The Indian governor of the disputed state of Arunachal Pradesh General J.J Singh very recently said that. "India should prepare for “give and take” to resolve its boundary dispute with China"

Now lets try to understand this issue and what it entails for Kashmir. Kashmir is a piece of real estate that two arch rivals (India and Pakistan) are fighting for and its status at the United Nations as we all know is disputed.

Ever since the Chinese thrashed India and wrested control of Aksai-Chin in the Sino-Indian war, the Indians have been for decades unsuccessfully trying to impress upon the Chinese that if they give up their claims over Arunachal Pradesh, India will in return cede its claim over Aksai-Chin and handover the territory to China legally.

China knows that the people of Tawang(Arunachal Pradesh) are quite happy to be with the dominion of India and therefore have considered this proposal from the Indians very seriously but the problem in layman's terms for the Chinese intelligentsia is simply this: How can India cede claim to a territory which is already disputed? or to be more precise India/Pakistan have been fighting over the real estate of Kashmir for decades and claiming it in its entirety so how can the Indians just handover a disputed territory to China and get Arunachal Pradesh in the bargain?.

The answer my friends is very simple and straightforward but it took the Chinese quite some time to come to terms with it i.e. If Pakistan in all its holiness can gift the Shaksgam valley to China (Knowing that it belongs to the disputed territory of Kashmir), why cant India do the same and do a strategic balancing act by giving away Aksai-Chin?

For the Chinese Arunachal Pradesh holds no strategic or Geo-political value, with Aksai-Chin however even their medium range artillery divisions are within striking distance of New Delhi or Islamabad for that matter. The barren highlands of Aksai-Chin ensure that India keeps bleeding and continues pumping billions of dollars in order to further secure its remaining part of Kashmir. Chinese energy supplies from middle east, Iran and central Asia would be better monitored/protected. The submarine port at Gwadhar in Pakistan as well as millitary installations in the restive province of Xinjiang would be better supplied and monitored from this strategic highland.

In short, there is no doubt in my mind that India is ready to formally hand over the control of Aksai-Chin to China and although it might gain a temporary relief in the form of Arunachal Pradesh as the bargaining chip, in the longer run it will prove detrimental to the interests of both the Indians as well as the Pakistanis. The next step for China after this would be to consolidate its position and wait for an opportune moment to make further inroads into Kashmir and thus move another step closer to the rich treasure troves of central Asia.

Meanwhile the Indian and Pakistani fools whose ruling classes basically come from the same civilization will fight and bicker over petty issues such as religion, who owns what and I am always right. If only these two nations could think rationally and make Kashmir an independent buffer-zone with Swiss type management, maybe and I say maybe the future of India as well as Pakistan might be secured.

Iran and Pakistan have no choice but to forge a strong relationship with each other

If the Islamic republic of Pakistan wants to survive the onslaught of the west, it has to actively work towards building a solid partnership with Iran. Now there is a high probability that the Shia-Sunni divide may prevent this from happening but if distinct steps are taken towards mutually benefiting policies, the hawks/spoilers on both sides will definitely take a back seat.

This relationship will have a two pronged effect of securing both the Iranian and Pakistani interests in Afghanistan while at the same time giving these two nations a fantastic opportunity to trade with China. While Iran will have a direct land access to China and therefore availing immense Chinese expertise in order to build Iranian infrastructure etc., this will also give the Chinese an easy access to vast central Asian hauls of Petroleum and natural gas. Pakistan being the intermediary can use this opportunity to empower itself both militarily as well as economically. Having a long term Geo-strategic ally in Iran would also mean that Pakistan can forget about any threats from its western borders and focus solely on its eastern front.

The Americans and the Israelis who have been getting ever so closer to the Indians and signing military/ nuclear deals with each other will definitely find this alliance unpalatable and will try everything in their power to stop China, Pakistan and Iran from cozying upto each other. There is also this huge possibility that Israel may even use its massive special activities division (Mossad) to take out key policy makers in Pakistan/Iran in order to stop this from happening. To say the least, I would be very surprised if espionage agencies in the US and Israel haven’t been actively working with RAW in India to destabilize both Pakistan as well as Iran.

As we all know that Pakistan is the only Islamic republic with a nuclear capability and therefore perceived by western defense analysts along with their Israeli counterparts as the greatest threat to western Geo-political interests/capitalist ideology. The western intellect knows how the Russians, The English, The French, The Americans as well as the Israelis became Nuclear powers and therefore strongly believes that Iran and other potential Muslim nations will follow Pakistan in a similar pattern. This is unnerving for them and therefore the obvious policy would be sanctions on Iran/Pakistan while making heavy inroads into the Indian market in order to make money as well as use the much cheaper Indian army/intelligentsia to provide the necessary military/logistical support to bring down both Pakistan and Iran should such a scenario present itself.

Pakistan’s main reason for shying away from an all-out Iranian embrace is the Saudi Arabian monetary aid diplomacy plus the American military hardware supply. While its true that by getting closer to Iran, Pakistan will make its life more difficult vis a vis its relations with the western powers, There is no doubt in my mind that Geo-politically it will ensure the survival of Iran and Pakistan for a millennia especially when you take into consideration the powerful events shaping the politics of middle-east, the Indian subcontinent and the world as a whole.

In conclusion, Survival for Iran and Pakistan means that they will have to come together and unite in a structurally coherent way. I see no other options for them as otherwise both will have to let go of their tag of being independent republics and embrace neo-colonial capitalist western ideology full throttle just as the Indians have. While this may bring in short term capitalist gains for an elite minority with some spare money filtering itself towards the middle classes, the long term pitfalls would be gross inequality, poverty, disease, hunger and a continual dependence on the whims and fancies of the west.

Flow Chart representation of what happens to Interlocutors/Recommendations/Committees/Commissions related to Kashmir

ABOVE IS A SIMPLIFIED VERSION OF WHAT HAPPENS TO VARIOUS TIME CONSUMING INTERLOCUTOR ASSOCIATED COMMISSIONS/COMMITTEES/TEAMS.

Kashmir will fall under Chinese rule by 2300 AD

A joke? right! or me the conspiracy theorist at work but hold your horses n let me elaborate:

1) In 1947, China had no presence in either Kashmir or Tibet. Now it dominates life in all aspects of Tibetan culture/polity.

2) From whatever we know of recent or ancient history, Chinese troops have never ever entered Kashmiri territory before 1962.

3) China has never before 2008 issued paper visas to Kashmiris or refused to issue anything on their Indian passports.

4) Chinese media or guides would never refer to Kashmir as a separate entity before 2008 and would in most discourses call it as a disputed territorial issue between India and Pakistan.

5) China never refused to issue Visas to J&K (Indian occupied Kashmir) born Indian army personnel working in the Eastern sector but recently refused to stamp a visa onto the passport of an Indian general from Jammu division of J&K (General Jaiswal). He was told that a paper visa can be issued to him as he was a state subject of J&K but the same was refused by the general.

6) While China continues to consolidate its position in Kashmir, the same issue continues to take its economic/military/social etc toll on both the Indian as well as Pakistani sides. This eternally complicated short-sightedness has led to the Shaksgam valley being gifted to China. The Indians having to gloriously cede Aksai-Chin towards China after being thrashed in the 1962 Indo-China war. These two regions amount to approximately 49000 Sq.kms of strategic real estate that never ever belonged to China.

7) As China's epic rise continues, it needs more energy than ever before and the rich central Asian gas fields along with middle-eastern oil hold immense value. The problem is that transportation through Malacca straits and south China sea is both cumbersome, slow and volatile. How does China circumvent the energy delivery to mainland China from 45 days to less than 3 days in total. Voila! A railway line along-with an oil-pipeline through Kashmir and just bribe Pakistan's politicians/army into letting Peoples liberation army operate freely in Pakistan occupied Kashmir.

8) Maybe China would like to circumvent Kashmir and approach central Asia via Kirghistan/Uzbekistan/Afghanistan etc but would the Russians allow it and why get into the crazy uneasy battle of having to negotiate with at-least 3 different countries when all you have to do is talk to Pakistan and they ensure that China reaches the doorsteps of Iranian/central Asian energy hoards.

9) In case of war, having its troops already stationed in more than 49000 sq.kms of Kashmiri territory, China has a better chance of protecting its energy interests/supply lines than lets say having to deal with 3 or 4 central Asian nations starting with Kirghistan or Uzbekistan etc.

10) Has anyone read about how Chinese policy makers are charting China's growth for the next 500 years and they see no obstacles stopping them unless there is a catastrophic nuclear war between US and China (Very unlikely scenario).

11)China calls Pakistan as its all weather ally and at the same time continues to grow trade relations with India thus benefiting from its relations with both the nations. On the other hand India/Pakistan continue with their own versions of inflated egoistic attitudes plus feeding the coffers of their ever increasing radical organizations.

12) While India and Pakistan continue bickering over who owns Kashmir, China has quietly build rail-roads, air-strips and macadamized roads in Chinese occupied Kashmir. This my friends is why the Chinese civilization has been a continuous entity for more than 7000 years whereas the Indus Valley civilization succumbed to internal strife like the one we see today almost 3000 years ago.

13) China is very much aware of the fact that having nuclear/military power is no guarantee that a nation state can exist forever unless other steps are taken to secure your frontiers Geo-politically/economically. It was the collapse of the Soviet Union that provided the Chinese the necessary impetus on how to strengthen themselves and fortify their energy supplies. The Kashmir chapter of long term Chinese strategy as we see it unfolding today is an exclusive part of that thinking outside the box type of Chinese ingenuity.

14) Nepal and Bhutan already act as buffer states which shield any possible Indian advent (although very unlikely but nevertheless possible) into Tibet. Kashmir on the other hand through its absolute proximity is the only remaining part of the puzzle that makes the Chinese military machine very uneasy as it provides the Indians and by default the Americans a quick foray into Tibet and the restive western provinces.

All this above brings me to the questions that I want to ask my Indian and Pakistani analysts/colleagues/friends. Do you guys seriously believe that China will stop itself from making further moves in Kashmir and if you do then in that case we all are definitely doomed.

Does Pakistan seriously understand the ramifications of having an increasingly emergent/assertive China inside its territory and would the Indian intellectual machine continue with their current policies in Indian occupied Kashmir?

If however by some divine quirk of fate (almost impossible), you do believe that we need to make both India and Pakistan stronger in order to stop China's westward extension, then solving the Kashmir problem now and strengthening the realms of peace against an increasingly dominant and aggressive China would be the defining factor in our interlocked history.


The Kashmir issue needs to be resolved fast and expediently, India and Pakistan simply do not have any other options.

Status-quo to the detriment of both India as well as Pakistan is only going to benefit Chinese territorial/Geo-political ambitions in the region.

After Independence, Pakistan is the only other option for Kashmiris.

I know what you guys are thinking but take a breather and listen to me

1) Have the Kashmiri Hindu Pandits let go of their RSS/BJP/Bajrangdal/VHP Nazi credentials and started supporting their Muslim brethren for an independent secular Kashmir?

2) Do the Hindu Dogras of Jammu see anything beyond Hindutva fascism and the possibility of coexisting in a secular independent nation?

3) Do the Ladakhi Buddhists see anything beyond their contempt for China and therefore toeing the Indian line because their religious head is in Dharamsala.

4) Why should only the Muslims of Kashmir be secular and not affiliate ourselves with the Pakistanis on the basis of religion and common cultural ties?

5) Why don't the Hindu Dogras, the Kashmiri Hindu Pandits or the Buddhist Ladakhis support a secular independent Kashmir just like 99% of Muslim Kashmiris do irrespective of our religious identity?

6) If the Hindus and the Buddhists cannot see beyond the prism of their religion, Why should we???

7)As Kashmiris will we ever forgive Hindustan for killing more than 120,000 of our brethren?

8)Aren't all Indians like the politically correct Ostriches with heads stuck in the sand for perpetual eternity?

9)I am of the strong belief that Pakistan would have no problems in us Kashmiris being independent provided their interests like water resources are safe guarded.

I have asked these questions to a lot of my Kashmiri Hindu friends and Indian Hindus but till date have never received a satisfactory reply from them cause they are so blinded by their ultra nationalism/ Hindutva fascism.

I know where the Next Nuclear Bomb will EXPLODE?

Be patient, don't just dismiss me off as a conspiracy/dooms day theorist. Let me start of by giving you guys some pertinent facts:

1) India and Pakistan have fought 4 bloody wars with each other and the first one was fought as early as 1948.
2) More than 1 million people in India and Pakistan have been killed as a direct result of war, displacement, Kashmir imbroglio and communal riots.
3) Hundreds of millions of people in both the countries suffer from malnutrition, disease and other ills of abject poverty as a direct result of this atmosphere of animosity.
4) India has spent more than 32 billion US Dollars for arms procurements in the year 2011-2012 alone. Pakistan's military spending is quite high vis a vis its GDP.
5) This animosity has led to the creation of thousands of Jehadi fanatical Islamist elements in Pakistan and Afghanistan whose only aim is to liberate Kashmir and Afghanistan at any cost.
6) The same animosity has led to the creation/enlistment of hundreds of thousands of Fanatic Hindus in the Indian army (Samjhauta express blast was the handiwork of an Indian army major).
7) Political parties in India like the BJP, Bajrang Dal, RSS, Shiv Sena, VHP etc which again have a more than 99% fan following in the Indian military/armed forces and from whose cadres BJP Chief Ministers like Narendra Modi etc come have used this animosity to promote selfish fascist Nazi type ideologies.
8)The burgeoning defense requirements have led to social deprivement in both of these countries and fed the ever growing cadres of Maoist/Naxalist movements in the hinterlands of India.
9)America (who the Indians see as a trustworthy partner in their fight for regional supremacy) is in a huge economic debacle and its exit from Afghanistan/Pakistan is imminent. Now how that will affect the long term Indian interests in the region is not too hard to answer.
10) The political stalemate over the cursed Kashmir issue(Not even counting the actual aspirations of Kashmiri people here) is slowly but surely reaching a tipping point as almost all status quo avenues have been selfishly exhausted.
11) The sociopolitical climate in both India as well as Pakistan is at its lowest ebb since the creation of the two Republics in 1947.
12) Unprecedented amounts of financial scandals, political corruption and moral bankruptcy on both sides of the divide creates further tension/chaos/instability.

Now, my friends I can go on and give you a thousand more points that are pushing these two countries towards an apocalyptic end but may it suffice to let you know that Nuclear buttons in both of these nations are at a 3 minute hair-trigger alert. The initial explosion when it happens will kill roughly 2 million people on the spot and the resultant radioactive dust/water/vegetation will be responsible for at-least  a 100 million deaths later. The Indian ocean will be polluted by vast amounts of radioactive dust/sediment and that means humungous problems all across the globe.

So what is the one and only thing that can drastically reduce all these tensions and save us from a terrible Nuclear Holocaust?????

In my humble opinion, it is settling the KASHMIR issue according to the aspirations of Kashmiris on both sides. Make Kashmir a totally Independent/demilitarized zone/buffer state with guarantees for both India and Pakistan vis a vis strategic issues/water.

Go India go and get out of my Kashmir

The deep resentment in our hearts against Indian occupation has now reached even greater heights, thousands of pro freedom activists are in Jails booked under PSA and AFSPA. The glorious Indian army continues its subjugation of a people who have no arms or any other means to defend their land. Ironic that the Indian soldier kills an innocent Kashmiri fighting non-violently and calls him a terrorist and on the other hand the same Indian army which has killed close to 120,000 Kashmiris and raped more than 10,000 Kashmiri women plus maimed/handicapped hundreds of thousands of Kashmiris is considered protecting the liberties of the same people that they imprison. IRONICAL INDEED!!!!!

Kashmir Media service has maintained a constant record of the Indian brutalities in Kashmir and yet no-one questions the Indians on Kashmir. I think its because we are Muslims, had we been like the Christians in Southern Sudan and the majority Indians Muslims, then our story would have been different and most likely we Kashmiris would be independent by now.

The world continues to turn a blind eye towards the sufferings of innocent Kashmiri Muslims and the Pakistan government which used to support us morally and diplomatically is slowly steering itself away from the Kashmir problem. I cannot really blame them as they are caught in a deep hole that they dug themselves.

The Indian intelligentsia in their powerful stupor thinks that with time Kashmiris will give up on their right to a democracy and the birth right of self determination will be forgotten. They think that by continuously pulverizing Kashmiris and giving them financial sops, they will buy us out and integrate Kashmir with India. Well my dear Indians read the next few numbered lines carefully and stop your killing spree in Kashmir:

1)We Kashmiris did not give up when your mighty Mughal King Akbar invaded Kashmir, built forts in our heart-land and showered largesse on us.

2)We did not give up when The Sikhs(The Sikh occupation of Kashmir) promised us total annihilation if we didn't stop our fight for freedom.

3)We didn't give up when the Dogra king enslaved us and even took us for begaar(bonded labor).

4) We didn't give up when the Afghans made us a part of their Pashtun territory and used the Islamic card on us.

4) We haven't given up even after 64 years of brutal Indian occupation and the worst subjugation of our peoples from times immemorial.

5) Its 400 years from when the first Indian King set his dirty feet in Kashmir(Read Akbar the tyrant)and till date, we refuse to let our freedom struggle diminish in any way whatsoever.

While its true that we have wretched traitors/Kashmiri turn-coats/Indian agents like Farooq Abdullah,Omar Abdullah,Mufti Sayed,Mehbooba Mufti, Ali Sagar and a few others like the minority Kashmiri Pandits in our midst but the overwhelming vast majority of Kashmiris hate the guts of these double speaking selfish beings. We will continue to abhor and despise such individuals eternally.

My not so dear Indians, continue spending billions of dollars on your army, this year you will spend 32 billion US dollars on your military. Rest assured that you will let your hundreds of millions starve and yet atleast 90% of this 32 billion dollars will be used to hold onto Kashmir and continuing the hostility with Pakistan.

You will again say that if we let Kashmir go then whats to stop other states from going......but why hold any people against their wishes? Is that being democratic in the true sense of the word? In that case are you a real democracy or a police state?. Come on, what are you guys doing?

Right now, we are weak and surrounded by your army on all sides. The current ratio is that for every 15 Kashmiris, there is an armed to the teeth Indian soldier on the ground in Kashmir. Why are you so scared of us Kashmiris that you have to use more than 700,000 soldiers from your 1 million strong army only to contain us.

Aren't you Indians even ashamed of what you are doing to us, we may be weak and fragile physically but our hearts are strong and our faith is indestructible.

We will fight your cruel oppression just as Gandhi fought his fight against the British. We won't give up, it took you 400 years to gain independence from the British and the right to free will is our birth-right.